Playboy published its list of top party schools (link here); University of Miami hit the top. None of the schools I’ve attended or worked at made the list — hmmm, do you think it’s me?? Nah, couldn’t be. I wonder if there is a correlation between party school, grades, length to graduation, and future success in life (ignoring the problem of metrics on that last one). I knew a couple of guys from University of Miami a while back — let’s just say they fit the profile to a T.